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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.
On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”
He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.
Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.
To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous.
This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.
in the green day fandom we don’t say i love you. we say ‘i wanna be your dominated love slave.’ i think thats hauntingly beautiful.
Eugene and Rapunzel flirting.
THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
(Source: winterforlovers)
This one deserves its own post.
Oh my god, Cinderella, not the time. XD
Also Rapunzel is my fave in this picture. I love how Flynn is side-eyeing her apparent exhilaration. So perfect!
are you guys gonna ignore how alice is having a conniption
Nobody’s mentioning the absolutely unthrilled kid in between Cinderella and the Prince, either.
This just makes me lol, omg.
and i have to admit that i read that as Slash mountain
Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(Source: ledabunniemonster)
I am crying
and-i-shouldofbeenyoureverything:
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR SO LONG
I REBLOGGED THIS SO MUCH AND I STILL LSUGH IT AT SCHOOL
He looks so worried!!
I DON’T EVEN LIKE ALL TIME LOW BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY
I AM DEAD
(Source: tairishasee)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
